tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post3179051309535924244..comments2024-03-11T08:28:30.817+00:00Comments on No Good Boyo: Cortez amorsNo Good Boyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05859104068516964533noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-57481797027158031912008-11-17T12:56:00.000+00:002008-11-17T12:56:00.000+00:00Great. I spent years learning to dance and feignin...Great. I spent years learning to dance and feigning an interest in furniture, when all I had to do was blog to have women clawing at my cyber-breeches. <BR/><BR/>Al Gore, why did you wait so long before inventing the Inter Net!? Too busy stopping global warmth and losing elections to get his priorities right, big slabfaced waster.No Good Boyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05859104068516964533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-69075550570488107232008-11-16T14:52:00.000+00:002008-11-16T14:52:00.000+00:00I am a drunken brunette, Mrs Boyo, but you're righ...I am a drunken brunette, Mrs Boyo, but you're right, I caught his scent, and I was undone.Mrs Pouncerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06750280825519545045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-45443038809673762302008-11-16T10:48:00.000+00:002008-11-16T10:48:00.000+00:00Ah, another drunken blonde reaches Boyo's blog. Do...Ah, another drunken blonde reaches Boyo's blog. Does it emit some sort of aroma of white cider to attract them? Or does he? <BR/><BR/>I need to be told.Mrs Boyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04747278401077565354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-35656586831558421172008-11-16T10:34:00.000+00:002008-11-16T10:34:00.000+00:00Boyo, your Welsh/Celtic use of the English languag...Boyo, your Welsh/Celtic use of the English language leaves me weak-kneed and grinning in the bright lights. You are truly a strange and delightful human being. Thanks for the comments, and thanks for stopping by. Do you get out of Wales much? It's late <BR/>(4:33 to be exact) and I've drunkenly checked my blog to check on things in that slightly neurotic way that so many of my friend claim to find endearing. <BR/>:-) <BR/>Isn't the internet a wonderful thing? You mention nut-brown ale, and here, my friend, you and I are in wild agreement. It's a boon to the forward evolution of mankind that such a thing is available in both the six- and eight-pack variety; and I heartily endorse its continuance.<BR/>OMG I've had a bit to drink. If only I'd left this un-edited you'd see the massive amounts of typos I've committed in such a short amount of time.<BR/>Night night and cheers from the U.S., <BR/><BR/>PearlPearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-23711074692524168012008-11-16T07:59:00.000+00:002008-11-16T07:59:00.000+00:00My good woman. It is Sunday morning. I simply have...My good woman. It is Sunday morning. I simply have difficulty reading.<BR/><BR/>Until lunchtime,<BR/><BR/>Archibald Wyre BoyoNo Good Boyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05859104068516964533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-39359168453347001142008-11-15T23:06:00.000+00:002008-11-15T23:06:00.000+00:00I had difficulty reading beyond the news that "HM ...I had difficulty reading beyond the news that "HM Government is to expand and extend sex education so that it finally fills all the cracks...<BR/><BR/>Bloody Americans.<BR/><BR/>Pearl<BR/><BR/>p.s. Love your posts.Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-26784413536171292622008-11-14T15:24:00.000+00:002008-11-14T15:24:00.000+00:00Mr Bass, it appears that another random Celt has r...Mr Bass, it appears that another random Celt has re-entered orbit around the planet that is Boyo's mind. Why the rest of us are here remains a mystery.Mrs Boyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04747278401077565354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-8640078498871436382008-11-14T11:51:00.000+00:002008-11-14T11:51:00.000+00:00Would somebody mind telling me what the divvel's g...Would somebody mind telling me what the divvel's going on?Can Bass 1https://www.blogger.com/profile/10100615040661510511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-20143128170387726362008-11-14T10:17:00.000+00:002008-11-14T10:17:00.000+00:00True. Not the most diplomatic way of meeting anoth...True. Not the most diplomatic way of meeting another chap's wife, I must say.No Good Boyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05859104068516964533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-23534728645410035462008-11-13T19:31:00.000+00:002008-11-13T19:31:00.000+00:00Egad! You're right!Mrs Anonymous remembers that t...Egad! You're right!<BR/><BR/>Mrs Anonymous remembers that the first time she met you there was incident with a mattress on a Welsh staircase, but that's another story.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-78533652318375776662008-11-13T09:49:00.000+00:002008-11-13T09:49:00.000+00:00Anonymous, my Boswell returns!The Sikh ladies wore...Anonymous, my Boswell returns!<BR/><BR/>The Sikh ladies wore stockings - a pair each.<BR/><BR/>Jazz and kebab was replaced by a 0200 balti and some rapping.<BR/><BR/>The KBG man was really from the interior ministry troops, and his swimming trunks have since been banned by some UN committee.<BR/><BR/>You, in turn:<BR/><BR/>- will recall a performance of the Dead Pharaohs' classic <I>"Pig of a Man"</I>, and its lesser known Romanian b-side <I>"Om de Porc"</I>;<BR/><BR/>- are related to a man who quoted the strapline of this web blog to An Taoiseach Charlie Haughey in a Dublin hotel, or at least very nearly; and<BR/><BR/>- are involved in various crimes against Polish music.<BR/><BR/>I shall be in touch. I've had an interesting exchange with a Mr Amin already. He has large funds tucked away in a Swiss bank, and needs some handling fees to get his hands on it. With any luck, for me ze Recession is over.No Good Boyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05859104068516964533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-6308695155595179492008-11-12T20:40:00.000+00:002008-11-12T20:40:00.000+00:00Dear SirForgive me for intruding on the golden old...Dear Sir<BR/><BR/>Forgive me for intruding on the golden oldie jig-jig thread.<BR/><BR/>I wish to make contact with you but I can't find your email address and I am somewhat reluctant to leave my email address on an open web page.<BR/><BR/>Get in touch if you wish. If you think my name is John Smith, send an email to thejohnsmith@gmail.com, if you think my name is "Idi Amin", send it to theidiamin@gmail.com, and so on. <BR/><BR/>And here's the evidence, m'lud.<BR/><BR/>I was present at the following occasions:<BR/><BR/>1) A discussion with some Sikh ladies in Hounslow circa 1990, where I think there was a dispute about the return of some Punjabi Jewels;<BR/>2) A search for jazz and kebabs in Swansea;<BR/>3) A Russian man with a moustache taking a swim in the English channel and then riding on a merry-go-round, and then being entertained by a boogie-woogie version of the Russian national anthem.<BR/><BR/>Sikh sisters, jazz kebabs and a KGB funfair. It sounds impossible, but not...in...the Twilight Zone...<BR/><BR/>Look forward to hearing from you, moq.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-77459723890112803632008-11-12T13:31:00.000+00:002008-11-12T13:31:00.000+00:00"There's only two things I hate - people who are i...<I>"There's only two things I hate - people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch!"</I><BR/><BR/>Don't you mean the <A HREF="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QUyD5RXEeY8" REL="nofollow">Belgians</A>, Mr Byard?Francis Sedgemorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12310279298255158895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-42250725843524279742008-11-12T13:25:00.000+00:002008-11-12T13:25:00.000+00:00Japanese twins. Hnrgh. I'm sure for such a culture...Japanese twins. Hnrgh. <BR/><BR/>I'm sure for such a cultured crowd I do not have to spell out details of the film I'm thinking of, a shared favourite of Boyo's and mine that we quote often.<BR/><BR/>"There's only two things I hate - people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the <I>Dutch!</I>"Gyppo Byardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08823690986571629011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-41363064971251626072008-11-12T07:17:00.000+00:002008-11-12T07:17:00.000+00:00Welcome back Mrs Pouncer! I'm also dreading the Bi...Welcome back Mrs Pouncer! I'm also dreading the Big X this year. I normally work through it, but Mrs Boyo insists that I join her and Arianrhod at home. There's always Limmud, I suppose.<BR/><BR/>Inducting callow youth is an investment in the future and, like breaking in horses, becomes its own reward. There's the warm glow of altruism too. <BR/><BR/>Charlotte Church is certainly a pair of of Wales's leading assets, Simon. I see her becoming the Ruth Madoc of the devolved generation.<BR/><BR/>I've heard about The Wire, Pop, and shall certainly give it a go in the brief intervals between my compulsory Desperate Housewives study sessions.<BR/><BR/>Mrs Boyo raises a good point about Japanese twins of a certain age. Good thing or just <I>de trop</I>? Depends on whether they're still wearing tartan miniskirts, I venture.No Good Boyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05859104068516964533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-81071387302372030482008-11-11T23:08:00.000+00:002008-11-11T23:08:00.000+00:00Gadjo, you have the mot juste, as usual. I hate re...Gadjo, you have the mot juste, as usual. I hate real life; in fact, I have taken out several expensive insurance policies against it, and plan to make a claim next week to cover the vile consequences of the hangover which bedeviled me until Monday afternoon. Mainly I am in doldrums because of the C word. Yes, it is just around the corner, which will mean mulled wine and other seasonal yuckeries, instead of proper drinks.Mrs Pouncerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06750280825519545045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-73443701514646238212008-11-11T19:49:00.000+00:002008-11-11T19:49:00.000+00:00Sorry, I meant of course Charlotte Church.Sorry, I meant of course Charlotte Church.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-37726382257490759682008-11-11T19:48:00.000+00:002008-11-11T19:48:00.000+00:00I'd also recommend Charlotte Guest being cloned an...I'd also recommend Charlotte Guest being cloned and mass-produced for the male populace as both a sex instructional kit and a hatstand.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-43827475118772350802008-11-11T19:17:00.000+00:002008-11-11T19:17:00.000+00:00Christ... shagging 17 year olds was dire, now you ...Christ... shagging 17 year olds was dire, now you come to mention it Mrs P... over in a nano-second. Shagging the English teacher wasn't much better.<BR/>SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-13963540215965932252008-11-11T15:52:00.000+00:002008-11-11T15:52:00.000+00:00Don't worry, Mrs Pouncer; real life does rudely in...Don't worry, Mrs Pouncer; real life does rudely intrude once in a while and one has to deal with it, but I hope that you'll be feeling your self before too long (that can be a good idea, actually - saves waiting around for Mr/Ms Right).Gadjo Dilohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08998278830936531990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-58930932687867157882008-11-11T15:07:00.000+00:002008-11-11T15:07:00.000+00:00I don't know why it's taken me so long to ...I don't know why it's taken me so long to grace your comments box with something pithy, Boyo, I just don't. Daphne seems uncharacteristically peevish, kvetching about her pension-pot, btw, and Scarlet seems to be skirting the issue, as usual.<BR/><BR/>The thing is, I thought I'd jump in madly, endorsing what you say, referencing my daytime drinking habits, my Rigby & Peller corsetry, my Paciotti heels, but the more I think about it, the less sure I am that it's such a good idea. I didn't particularly enjoy shagging 17-year-olds even when I was 17, and I'm not convinced I'd want to go back to that now. Plus, there was depressing news in the Observer this week: a recent survey showed 34% of UK women of 50 or over didn't have sex. Christ! what's happening here? At least I haven't sunk into that particular oubliette; but I don't think the Mrs Robinson path is the right one for these unfortunates. I think the trick is to wring whatever satisfaction you can from relationships that aren't headed for marriage. In this country - and in the US, too, I think - we shlep about looking for Mr Right, instead of welcoming experiences which don't necessarily lead to a particular goal. <BR/><BR/>Yeah, there's definitely something wrong with me and Daphne at the moment. That didn't sound like us at all, did it?Mrs Pouncerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06750280825519545045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-16564908831698794292008-11-11T14:54:00.000+00:002008-11-11T14:54:00.000+00:00A logical measure to counter the howlings and year...A logical measure to counter the howlings and yearnings of every teenage boy in history, aching to be lead by the eleventh finger to an educative mattress in order that he will not later be humiliated for his virgin endeavours.<BR/><BR/>Have you seen the second season of The Wire, Boyo? There's a literate, debonair and comically articulate character in a bow-tie who appears in the final two episodes, and who uncannily reminds me of you. Though he packs heat too, like everyone in The Wire who wants to stay the course.Ian Plenderleithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08512357220650578961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-83966499157387116592008-11-11T14:51:00.000+00:002008-11-11T14:51:00.000+00:00I wondered how long it would take for Oriental twi...I wondered how long it would take for Oriental twins to rear their pigtailed heads.<BR/><BR/>Will they have to wait until they are 40-something before receiving the Boyo seal of approval?Mrs Boyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04747278401077565354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-18044456575816871842008-11-11T10:56:00.000+00:002008-11-11T10:56:00.000+00:00I wish you well, young Fledging, but would point o...I wish you well, young Fledging, but would point out a serious problem with your world view:<BR/><BR/><I>"Jane Davidson what is she crazy, we can't have Tom Jones running round the assembly singing Delilah and Joe Calzaghe fighting his way round the corridors clipping Ieuan Wyn on the way. "</I><BR/><BR/>This is <I>exactly</I> what we want. And I don't agree lightly with Liberal Democrats.No Good Boyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05859104068516964533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34326573.post-58896374463092792112008-11-11T10:29:00.000+00:002008-11-11T10:29:00.000+00:00http://partiparry.blogspot.com/please tell me what...http://partiparry.blogspot.com/<BR/><BR/>please tell me what you think of this new blog thank youAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com