No Good Boyo

In response to an extensive demand from our Indian readership, No Good Boyo is happy to provide a translation of the interview he gave to Ra...

In which I appreciate the virtues of heavy drinking Sartre said that Hell is other people. I say that Hell is certain other people. One of t...

I have a Proustian moment, caused by loukoum Suddenly I was back at home in my room that morning, with the corridor telephone ringing. ...

In which I add to my opponents Slavko the barman had stopped laughing, so I approached him. "I would like a shot of afinata and a plum ...

In which I ascertain the source of my own Danube I was drinking in my favourite cafe in Zhakhiv. The one they call Kodoba entered, sat down ...

Happy New Year, innit. Like the strapline says, I've been busy - translating Protydunaju , the masterwork of Ruthenian sage Yizhak Zhatk...

Been out in the skip they call the Hinternet, sifting through the porn and racialisticism to dig out the truth about !Wales" that The M...

Whenever any of the genital-free meat puppets in Friends ever show signs of getting anything on, Phoebe, the stretch squirrel, squeals ...

That's right, spudhands, his dad flogged shmutter down Cardiff market and he's as Welsh as a collier in a coracle using a leek to pa...

There are cartoonists who make an entire career out of saying President Bush looks like a chimp - and fair enough, as his policies are clear...

I pushed open the door, kept my hands in my pockets, and elbowed through to the bar. The dive was like a ram's nightmare. I winked over ...

Good news for us Welsh everywhere, as a scientist proves that the short and hung like the winner in the three-thirty at Chepstow shall inher...

There's all sorts as go on holiday, and the House of Boyo is one of them. Unlike you fuxin peasants, however, we have a house abroad in ...

Forget about twin towns and indeed twins themselves - unless they're Japanese co-eds - coz Wales is the only country to be twinned with ...

The latest crop, from my media monitors at Taffinfform: "Reading No Good Boyo makes me feel dirty outside and inside." Baroness He...

Bob Friog asked me to remember this joke, as the 'shrooms season is upon us and his ganglia are about to fuse for a while. Rhodri Morgan...

There has been complaints from Monkeyboy and the Prif Sasiwn of the Cymru Rouge party of which I am the proud member that this isn't muc...

If you put one hundred Harold Pinters in a room with a pack of PG Tips and a full kettle, how long would it take them to organize a tea part...

My neighbour's a student and she says she reads The Guardian instead of No Good Boyo because The Guardian has Comment, Pictures and Fact...

"I hear you hang at Bill's Bar" "What Bill's Bar?" he belched onions from under his lamp post into the Swansea d...