No Good Boyo

The BBC autumn television schedules will shortly sidle up, chalk an ominous "M" on our overcoat and move on unnoticed through the...

This is a momentous day for all Welsh and conspiracy theorists, not to mention the free people of Australia. For in that mulleted land on th...

"Civilisation is an exercise in self-restraint," intoned Senator William "I hate you, Butler" Yeats, Irish poet and sta...

The Radio 4 reading of Hellhound on His Tail has brought home to me one of the many differences between myself and the late Martin Luther K...

Ukrainian pop diva Natasha Koroleva left her husband, the Russian singer-songwriter Igor Nikolayev, for a male stripper called Tarzan who w...

Mad scientist and Laurie Anderson impersonator Professor Stephen Hawking has warned that there are aliens out there, and they may be less ...

"It's butter!" Any the wiser? Neither am I. Wanker Ashman told an interminable joke one dinner in college, and my mind went fo...

A message to all Cymru Rouge supporters: Fear not, human silage , your votes would not have been wasted. This Con-Lib affair can't last....

An explanation for my long silence. Not an apology, of course, as the election is over and there's no more grovelling from us, you turk...

People stop me in the street, press their webbed fingers to my breast and whisper "Please, don't" . I nod, for they have under...

Roger Waters Out Of Pink Floyd is clearly tired of making people laugh through his music and has branched out into egomania as a source of...

Polish composer, statesman and - according to Wikipedia - hermaphrodite shapeshifter Ignacy Jan Paderewski used to tell a joke that summed ...

"Mr Amin was then banished to Gaafaru island and later brought back to vihamanaafushi island (Now Kurumbaa Island Resort and at that ti...

I nodded in casual agreement with the whole of music-loving, non-Tantric humanity as The Daily Mash recorded a popular wish for Toyota not t...