Fear not, human silage, your votes would not have been wasted.
This Con-Lib affair can't last. Despite the protestations of dominatrices the length and breadth of Baker St, there is only so much humiliation a liberal can take.
The Conservatives too will tire of bleating requests for fair trade ginseng tea at cabinet meetings, Chris Huhne, and elaborate pantomimes of self-protection down the golf club toilets.
It won't need 55% of MPs to dissolve parliament once we're in charge, just an acid bath and a winch.
Then the Day of the Rouge will dawn.
Paul Pot, etc