Friday, May 14, 2010

Myn Duw, mi a wn y daw




A message to all Cymru Rouge supporters:


Fear not, human silage, your votes would not have been wasted.


This Con-Lib affair can't last. Despite the protestations of dominatrices the length and breadth of Baker St, there is only so much humiliation a liberal can take.

The Conservatives too will tire of bleating requests for fair trade ginseng tea at cabinet meetings, Chris Huhne, and elaborate pantomimes of self-protection down the golf club toilets.

It won't need 55% of MPs to dissolve parliament once we're in charge, just an acid bath and a winch.

Then the Day of the Rouge will dawn.


Henffych!


Paul Pot, etc


15 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

A coalition is a fissure in the wall of bourgeois oppression. The Pottists should establish liberated zones at strategic locations like Twickenham Rugby stadium, Spearmint Rhino and the Croydon IKEA. Hit them in their pockets and the Y-Fronts will follow.

No Good Boyo said...

GB, our crack - and I do not use the term figuratively - squad of hefty Carmarthenshire milkmaids is deployed by the watering-holes and scrathing posts of the Conservatives, ready to drain anything they can lay their six-fingered hands on.

Llandaff Cathedral boys' choir is loitered outside the National Liberal Club, just in case.

Gorilla Bananas said...

You're better prepared than I thought. While we're on the subject on Liberals, what was your view of Jeremy Thorpe's sexual orientation? The Brazilians say that a man is only gay if he's the catcher rather than the pitcher.

Francis Sedgemore said...

Slightly off-topic, I propose that the Cymru Rouge endorse the candidature of Miliband Minor as the next leader of the bourgeois deviationist faction known as the British Labour Party.

No Good Boyo said...

Agreed Francis. If there's one thing we Maoists like, it's fraticide. Ed may sound marginally weirder than David, but he doesn't look quite so disconcertingly like Action Man.

Thorpe was a natty dresser, and that alone counts him as in invert in Wales, GB. The Welsh Liberals of his day tended to be gentlemen farmers, more likely to geld a young buck than mount him. Can you imagine Emlyn Hooson MP with a cock ring? No, neither can I.

Francis Sedgemore said...

"...but he doesn't look quite so disconcertingly like Action Man."

Or a badger. We Welshes give badgers very short shrift these days.

No Good Boyo said...

A lesser man than I would say something about Ron Davies at this point, so I open the comment box to my regular readers. Knock yourselves out.

Francis Sedgemore said...

I'm glad to see that you have such a high opinion of your regular readers.

No Good Boyo said...

Like Stalin, I value my followers for the selfless love of the cause and admiration for the Cymru Rouge judicial system, which they will all one day encounter.

Gaw said...

On the other hand, Thorpe was suspected of dog murder. That Corgi would have provided a soft target.

Remember Rinka! (I certainly don't).

No Good Boyo said...

So, you reckon that gay blade could have handled Cocwyllt, the Flying Corgi, do you Gaw?

Think again. She'd snag his knackers before he could yell "Auberon Waugh!"

Stay-At-Home Indie-Pop said...

I was wondering - does one have to train the Queen's furry lap comforters to hurdle, or does it come naturally? Cym the revolution, they'll have to be put to some use or other, and I rather fancy the idea of laying a wager on the Corgi Derby.

No Good Boyo said...

The wretched of the Earth will thrill to tales of the Cambrian Corgi Cavalry surging between the legs of imperialism, Pop.

A corgi will sur/mount anything in pursuit of violence, being like we Welsh ourselves short of arse and temper.

sackcloth and ashes said...

Does the Cymru Rouge's policy for asylum incorporate this misunderstood young woman, who is clearly a victim of police persecution?:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7137757.ece
http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Angie-sanclemente-valencia.JPG

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