Along the lines of BBC3's worthy "Snog, Marry, Avoid", I'd like to propose "Shelter, Shag, Shunt".
Exclusively nubile asylum seekers are assessed by a panel of sandpapery newspaper columnists, loathesome hipsters and Radio 4 official comedians to decide whether to:
- house them for free in the attic of the North London mews you share with your dreary Quaker-lite family;
- employ them as, er, nannies;
- or/and denounce them to Immigration.
nominations for panelists below, please.
If the Beeb's not interested I may try Sky, or the Home Office.