Monday, May 16, 2016

Welsh druids invite Russia to join Eisteddfod

Wales's Central Coven of Druids has urged the Russian Federation to cheer up, forget about Eurovision, and join next year's National Eisteddfod.

"We don't know what an Ukraine is," said Archdruid Cynghangedd ap Cytgan, "but its Eurovision song sounded like something particularly cross from the Independent Calvinist-Methodist (Calvinist) hymnbook, and there was no way you heathens were going to beat the Word of the Lord."

In a letter addressed to the Russian Ministry of Wholesome Entertainment, and delivered by a chain of flowergirls in the Hallowed Cleft Stick of Coglas, Cytgan went on "We have so much in common. Judging by what I hear on the wireless, you Cossacks also like singing and shouting in unison, and nurture a deep resentment towards your neighbours.

"I enclose an eight-track cartridge of, er, us, basically, so you get the general idea. If all goes well, we'll send over Mrs Eluned Price with some sheet music, an antique vowel-extractor from the National Museum at St Fagans, and tufts of sheepdog hair you can glue in your nostrils. 

"We assume you have your own piano, or can fashion one from those squeeze-boxes you like to play.

"See you in 2017! Bring the missus!"

11 comments:

Unknown said...

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Julia South said...

Hi Martin
Were you a student at Voronezh University? If you weren't please ignore this. If you were, Voronezh University is celebrating its centenary this September and is inviting all UK alumni to come and take part. A small group of us are doing our best to track people down. If you'd like more details yourself, or could let others in your year know, please email: VoronezhUniCentenary@outlook.com.
Thanks
Julia
Voronezh 'stazhyor' 1976-7

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Anonymous said...

Where are you when we most need you, boyo? Arise from your slumber, like Arthur, to slaughter the invader and his Brexit loving progeny!